My eyes!

By alyssabree42 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Estacada

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Today, I learned that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check your parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML
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kyrosk91 6

Oh dear God. That is why you just accept your fate and wait for the monsters to eat you.

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fail_gurl21 7

eeeww!!! thats happened to me! sorry u had to see that OP!!'

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wildchild565 3

That happened to me last night!

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I'd know all about the unseen part. Unfortunately for me it was broad daylight. I came home from a friend's house and had asked my mum what time it was best to be home and she hadn't replied so I had assumed any time was fine. The front door was unlocked so I came straight in and went up the stairs to my bedroom, but my mother's bedroom is at the top of the stairs and her door was wide open giving me the lovely full view of her and her boyfriend. Joyful, and OP I'm sorry you had to witness something similarly traumatic.

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Brownie101abc 7

See this has never happened to me cuz my parents r moaning so loud I sometimes pretend it's a ghost

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Lifeh8sme2 11

I can't imagine how awkward things were the next morning.

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bandit5523 2

Everyone knows if you hear a bumpin it's your parents humpin O_o

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RKD 23

Sorry, OP, for your embarassment, but how do you think you got here?

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15949058 4

Hey I am 13 I have never seen it but my mom moans so loud I hear it. I heard it for the first time and saw the first time at 4. I don't remember what it looks like though. But anyways FYL

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BoarderDancer 4

Try being in the same hotel room as them while they "get it on" because they think you're asleep.. I was like two feet away.

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