Intimacy: Moments of wonder

Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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You deserved it 19 147

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

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You deserved it 13 730

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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You deserved it 9 470

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 111

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 074

By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 108

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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You deserved it 6 264

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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You deserved it 20 818

Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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You deserved it 23 236

By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 11 760

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 21 003

vaykay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:11

she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:24

It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.

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janeasutengirl 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:26

and you never noticed she wasn't climaxing! Way to pay attention.

A83_fml 18

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:01

Learn to use your noob tube!

saze_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:12

I hate when bitches snipe like that. If she dont ******, discuss it with ur man. I would go out of my way to make sure this ho dont come

SeximusPrime 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:26

YDI for not speaking up and getting COMMUNICATION open. Men aren't mind readers!

imjustbeth 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:41

ahhaah i love this (:

mc1900 4

Friday 12 February 2010 7:13

more like fhl. - (as in her life)

ryguy997 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:06

op, you could take advice from curing events. HARD!! HARRRRDDDDD!!!!

2gether4ever 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:05

LMFAO # 77. ...still laughin...

2gether4ever 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:07

you should had have a sexy comeback like... "well your about to find out!..."

diego47ak 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:27

OP got dominated.

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Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

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Today, I was outside using a power sander. I forgot to put on mosquito repellent and a mosquito started biting me. My only somewhat-free hand was holding the power sander. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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You deserved it 5 847

Today, my boss lost the company a very lucrative contract I had worked on for weeks because he wouldn't tolerate the client's "disrespect." The disrespect? Asking him to not interrupt her or put words in her mouth during a conference call with her employees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 918

You deserved it 1 189

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 927

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 42 425

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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You deserved it 36 575