Facebook, Social Media and Love: Mixed signals

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 217

You deserved it 13 054

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 701

By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 191

You deserved it 974

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 926

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 452

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 701

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 7 600

Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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You deserved it 61

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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You deserved it 4 021

By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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You deserved it 5 702

youliketacos 0

Monday 15 August 2011 23:13

You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."

playboybunny195 0

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!

Comments

Keeelsey 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:48

*Awkward turtle*

SmileEveryone 12

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:20

*awkward turtle*

Keeelsey 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:35

I just wrote that?!

kbt13 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:05

*awkward...moment*

mike3775 35

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:03

how could you not know you were not logged into your own FB account? Didn't the friends list appearing differently then the last time not give a clue that you were not in your account?

MichaelReyes1 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:25

butt buddies?

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:48

are you blind? how do u just go on ur computer after ur brother was on it on his already logged in account? on the side u can see his name and his picture jeeeez what is this world coming to -.-

pinkrink9 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:12

Sucks 4 u

AtomicRebirth 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:16

You deserve it for not paying attention.

Oreogasm 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:17

You've only liked one person the past year? I've had like 4 or 5 crushes in the past year alone. Maybe it's because I fall for girls almost instantly.