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Misheard

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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Ungrateful

By Karen - 23/04/2024 08:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer called me a "smart ass" because I helped him scan his coupon correctly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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Weird questions

By Lola Smith - 03/11/2020 11:02

Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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Customer service is hell

By Helpful Smile - 20/05/2014 23:50 - United States - Davenport

Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Casual something

By lukey101 - 14/02/2021 18:30 - Australia

Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML

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Renesaga 8

Monday 20 December 2010 12:04

Ha, silly old people. They don't understand our professing lingo of hunger.

robc32ca 4

Monday 20 December 2010 12:09

you are all morons for use "nom nom"

Comments

SavySituation 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:08

#6 LMAOOOOOOO "Your a dumb ****" hahahahaaaaa its So funny to me !

Userismyname 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 13:04

Ah, you're from Florida.

mtnairtom 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:12

just stick to that story It's totally true if you believe it's true

Emmy_The_Great 2

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:02

NOM NOM <3

penguin1234 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:28

who the hell says "nom nom"?? hahaha

GabbanaGirl 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 2:55

niiiice dude

michelleyoo 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 3:01

you're a nom nom

imreallyfucked 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:59

At least you didn't get fired like I did when someone misunderstood a word I was REQUIRED by the company to say (my name...which sounds a lot like "*****").

Karnezar 2

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:21

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

TheRealMidnite 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:00

I wouldn't have fired you. But I would certainly have given you a thorough dressing-down. You don't say ANYTHING under your breath when dealing with customers.