Mint taste

By jeffcarp - 17/12/2019 14:00 - Italy - Cesenatico

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Today, my wife stopped mid blowjob because it tasted too clean, like my mint shower gel. FML
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MidnaLink 33

I don’t get it. Would she rather stinky and gross?

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SJKatt 15

"Too clean" "Tasted like shower gel" In my house we call that NOT CLEAN ENOUGH. Rinse your skin better. Clean isn't just the absence of dirt. You leaving gel behind? That's on you.

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MidnaLink 33

I don’t get it. Would she rather stinky and gross?

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RichardPencil 30

Makes sense. Now she'll never be able to suck a candy cane the same way again. You need to invest in that shower gel that tastes like another woman's hoo-hah. That'll make her work extra hard down there! ;)

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mfranks19891989 10

Guess she not use to sucking a clean penis. She must be one of those nasty women that suck dirty penis for $10

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SJKatt 15

"Too clean" "Tasted like shower gel" In my house we call that NOT CLEAN ENOUGH. Rinse your skin better. Clean isn't just the absence of dirt. You leaving gel behind? That's on you.

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jkjorn 15

Reminds me of the time my wife told me I tasted like Irish Spring, saying "it's manly, yes, but I like it too!" Good times.

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Charity Taylor 17

I beg to differ. If you taste like your soap you didn't rinse it off well enough. YDI

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paranoidaf 7

one time I did that because he sprayed cologne on his junk 🤮

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rotflqtms_ 21

No one wants to eat shower gel. Wash that off better. Maybe she used the wrong words, but eating soap isn't pleasant. (Not that giving a bj seems any more pleasant than eating soap... but why make it worse with bad tastes too?)

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