Kids: Looking good

Looking good

By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

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Dad jokes FTW!

By rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By HDcashier - 24/04/2020 17:00

Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Thanks for the help

By singlemom - 15/07/2021 16:01

Today, while in line for my prescription, my daughter was interrogating the man behind us. I'm a single mother. She asked the man, "Do you think my mom is pretty? Want to go on a date with her?" When he told her he was married, she replied, "So? You can get a divorce." FML

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Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:42

What a biitch. I hope you turned around and warned her that being ugly MAKES you ugly. And warned her about how expensive mirrors are these days. She must crack quite a few.

0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:35

yay 69th rating ;] She's just jealous<3

Comments

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:56

maybe she has ugly children and knows it.... mothers with ugly children are always jaded against those with beautiful little darlings like you must have.

AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:04

those who do not have tend to put down people who do, to make themselves look better. don't let her get to you. stand up, extend hand, and extend middle finger, then walk away

_fthisshit 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:47

Aw, don't worry about it. Like everyone's saying, she's just a bitch, and she's jealous. Ha ha @ #22, I so agree.

lollipop217 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:35

his wife is a jealous bitch

kriistiinaa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:40

C U Next Tuesday

liveloveesurfxo 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:06

i woulda beenn likeee excuuuseeeeeee me bitch? i knowww ur not talkin to ME.

mcnordan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:12

Hah that sucks

00Problematic00 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:57

Although that was mean, I would still take it as a compliment. You're married with children, and if your children are more attractive than you, I suppose that makes you successful as a human being.

pokurfayce 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:30

Wow, bitch.

sandy_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:09

She is obviously super insecure and assumed that you and her hubby had some wild sexy relationship back in the day...she was just trying (and failing) to make herself seem attractive. You're hot. And ur kids are better looking than theirs will ever be.