Let me out!

By bananaman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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biass 0

They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

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tans_fml 0

sounds only mildly torturous...

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davek 36

Pull the emergency exit.

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iangoodall311278 0

It wasn't the 1625 londonmidland from Northampton to London Euston? The reason it stopped a lady set fire to her self and died. At least you didn't die

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sp00ge 0

It could be worse. You could be watching, through the bedroom window of your house while stuck on the train, your old lady banging someone else.

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rjkilledu 0

of it wasn't that far you really couldn't walk?

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Cathrin 26

He wasn't allowed to leave the train to do so. That's the point of the FML.

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LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

Uhh, wtf? is they let you off but it was indeed unsafe then your FML would have been, "today I was on a train.. I'm whiny so I decided since my house is close enough I'd get off even though I was instructed not to, because it was dangerous. I now have multiple injuries. FML" by an effing car.

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tifftess4u 0

run!! your almost home free!:D

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kylepwn1 0

yo straight up. u don't deserve that kinda bullshit and don't ever let anybody tell u otherwise. tell that bitch her place an then ******* dump her ass. walk and drive off in style, you deserve it.

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rocker_chick23 27

I never knew a train could be in a relationship with a person. Re-read the FML.

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mils_jus_89 0

One of the reasons I hate facebook and twitter.

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Jeremy Phillips 18

Nearly eight years down the one and it is still the same story. Most of the time however trains get cancelled because of it.

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