Relatable and Transportation: Let me out!

Let me out!

By bananaman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe." I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

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biass 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:30

They need to get their stuff on track. Tee hee

tans_fml 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:30

sounds only mildly torturous...

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alsjhegd 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:41

walk fatass

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:15

I can see clearly now the train is gone. All the fat bastards outa my way.

mimilala_fml 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:05

patience is a virtue :)

SpilltMilk2 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:27

What's it feel like to feel stupid? ^

Yreffoeg 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:57

I think the real question is why the hell do you live in a train station?!

toasty97 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:55

he can see his house from the station it doesn't mean that he lives there he can probably see it out the window

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:40

smash the window and escape. if questioned by the police later, blame "unruly Irish soccer fans". they will believe you.

Poomoobear 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:43

ha if that was in sydnam in nsw, suck my train went past your stand still one fool. omn nom major delays due to signal failure <3

prettybirdq 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:49

this is a pure fyl. Dang.

YuMaNuMa 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:03

Sydney's rail network is horrible isn't it, op?

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:23

A bit stupid.

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