Annoying, Neighbours and Noise: Keep it down

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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By Anonim23 - 25/06/2019 00:15

Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:47

That's unfortunate. But hey at least you'll have a fun drinking buddy.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:13

From: *sneeze* "Quiet, whipper snapper!" To: "NO, MAURY! HE ISN'T THE FATHER! YOURE WRONG! *sobbing* You're wrong..."

Comments

smydiwannafthata 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:38

Get a remote of her tv model and mute it. If she is really that drunk, she won't notice.

babyshaft408 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:59

Hey at least u can be normal now

pinkpixie06 11

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:08

If only we could all choose our neighbors...

NailQueen2 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:38

Sounds interesting

CastielJ 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:45

Could be worse.

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:49

I was taught Latin at school and the grammar sticks with you. Who decided to apply a Latin grammatical system to a Germanic language I do not know, but many a school child curses them daily.

MangaManiacNat 13

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:52

Trade one hell for another right?

isaiaah 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 22:03

Tell your landlord, they can kick someone out of they're too loud

22cute 17

Thursday 24 May 2012 22:24

You live in a "bad neighborhood", Op. That's how they get the name.

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 24 May 2012 22:30

It is quite a bad neighborhood but its all I can afford for now. I am hoping to get a better job so that I can move but, and I hate to use the economy excuse here, the job market sucks.