It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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baseballlegitly0 2

y do u need a vibrator when im sure u could just go get a guy ;)))

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GrammaticalNazi 2

Are you trying to pick up the OP off of FML? Time for a blow-up doll my friend.

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djmigues 7

She's got a boyfriend. Are you suggesting that OP should cheat on her boyfriend?

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loserman67 35

Your mother sounds way cool! So could have just told you to toughen up, up look at the bright side! I just hope that she didn't: A: Say to you "This is my favorite model, let me show you all the settings" B: Offer to have vibrator races with you "Come on Dear, let's see who can get off first" C: Ask if she could share it with you "Honey, now we have to share this, mommy has urges too" D: Compare it to the size of your boyfriend, accurately "You know, this is just a tiny bit smaller" E: Tell you that her's is the "Jackhammer model" "Now Dear, you'll eventually want mommy's Jackhammer" But no matter what, lay back, fire it up and enjoy the ride!

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CrazyManNo9 29

This is probably the funniest post I have ever seen! I can't stop laughing! Thanks!

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bishop76_fml 0

Turn that frown into an O face? Better than turn that frown upside down I guess.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Props to Mom! She's way too cool! Better than Zoloft.

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ice723 5

lack of sex is obviously making you bitch...

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jaybray08 4

Eww. Fresno. The vibrator is your best bet now.

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Tyry02 0

I live in Fresno and I would rather live somewhere else with a new toy. This bitch got lucky in my opinion...

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DrIDGAF 7

I live in Fresno and everyone who lives here hates it. Although it's amazing.

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thwei 0

Who in the actual **** chooses to go to Fresno for college? :(

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akaulitz 3

Fresno State has great academics.

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makeupmymind 14

Fresno state is a pretty good school but everything surrounding is horrible. I live in Fresno and there are tons of shootings and crime always happening in that area.

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