Miscellaneous: It's not a phase!

It's not a phase!

By allycat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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You deserved it 2 772

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

wow... interesting family you got there

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hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:46

be afraid. be very afraid. fyl.

hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:46

be afraid. be very afraid. fyl.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:15

Well, she'll certainly have more friends.

drizzy212 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:07

Family of the year

Glassmaster 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:36

Ok, you're sister is in a cult. Good for her. Why you can't you mind your own business?

fireflames113 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:08

it probably WILL be good for her.

N3v43h 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:44

I'm pretty sure I know your sister. We're all going to eat her, after her soul becomes ripe enough...

SupEr_JaY 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:09

whats a cult....?

broomy89 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:54

parents of the year right there

pinknpurplez 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:03

Hmm, maybe your parents are in the cult too?? Bit of a worrying response from them though lol.

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