Embarrassing, Gross and Farts: It's a gas gas gas

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By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 16:02

Challenge accepted?

stepanek911 1

Monday 28 November 2011 16:06

atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.

Comments

letsgetouttahere 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 20:46

He sounds awesome! :D Sounds like something my boyfriend would do :')

superrnovaa 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:19

at least he didnt yell " ewww your gross!"

millz94 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:44

baller!! it'd be sweet if I could do that with my girlfriend

alexa183 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:43

Your boyfriend sounds awesome(:

declanandrewbell 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:43

what a legend

karmicsamadi86 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 17:18

He sounds fun!

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:20

Why are you complaining, im sure that after that no one even noticed your fart, and he has a stupendous sense of humour

crimsonkid007 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:34

Bombs away!!!

abbynoelle 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:22

What a loser! And btw classy girls don't fart...just for future reference;)

GwenethJP 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 23:05

At least he didn't get grossed out.

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