I love the countryside

By disturbed - 01/06/2014 01:53 - Ireland

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Ahh, the joys of country living. Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta. P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.

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wtfomfgfml 14

You should have mooved out of the way.

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reaxion 25

I hope you weren't seriously wombded!

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BobbieH 19

Well that doesn't just happen randomly. I'd suggest you keep your face away from the birthing end of the cow during the birthing process! Not like you were walking down the street, minding your own business, and a placenta came flying at you!

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DigitalDoctor 2

I bet ya it wasn't a placent(a) feeling when that thing hits your face.

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brokenjawskhan 21

lmao hahahaha this made my day, hope you're all right @ OP

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kalbrek009 20

I just want to know WHY your face was anywhere near that part of the cow...everyone who's been at the birthing of a calf knows that you stand to the side during delivery.

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