Family, Sports, Awkward and Health: I like to move it move it

I like to move it move it

By sunshinexx - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML

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jenniiienyc 5

Friday 7 September 2012 15:58

Become a pro and then laugh at them.

DocBastard 38

Friday 7 September 2012 15:59

And here come all the "What's netball?" comments. Google is your friend, people. Bing, on the other hands, sucks balls.

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YOLO_SWAG_2013 3

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:45

Dafuq is netball

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