I got to the checkout line when I realized I lost my debit card,... - FML

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By "crb0109" - 20/10/2017 11:09 - United States - Warrensburg

I got to the checkout line when I realized I lost my debit card, I called my BF and asked if he had it, he said no. While frantically searching my car for it he called back and said he did. So I went to grab it. After I got my card from him I realized I left my wallet in the cart at the store.

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