Gross, Weird and Work: I don't get paid enough for this shit

Wait wait wait. Were they just laying on the table, or like, embedding in it? Like someone tried to eat the table and broke their teeth off? This missing piece of information is absolutely vital.

asherm 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:41

I guess the tooth fairy's not giving them money since they left them behind

drummer6644 5

Saturday 28 September 2013 18:25

all I want for christmas is my ... :-D

hitchhikerryder 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:37

Maybe whoever it was decided to leave their teeth there so the tooth fairy would leave a tip.

indiana106 6

Monday 30 September 2013 3:17

I feel your pain. Our bathroom is no longer open to the public. My manager won't even talk about it anymore.

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:47

Woah...like they were stuck in the table? Like someone curb stomped them, but on the table? Where do you work?

JustNatalie 8

Monday 30 September 2013 21:01

Whale then. .-.

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:40

aaand on to da next one...

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:44

So that's where my teeth went!

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:54

Damn that tooth fairy!

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