Cars, My ex, Vandalism and Transportation: How dare you? - FML

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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Overboard

By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

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around_the_world 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:13

Call the cops, seriously.

RJB 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:09

Shes ******* dangerous and get a restarining order if she keeps harassing you. Thank God you broke up she could have hurt you. What if you were home?

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krusty21_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:28

Kill her u dumb ass

gress269 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:07

To break her up with her? ******* idiot.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:57

Ouch.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:57

Ouch.

DanielT1994 19

Friday 11 May 2012 17:33

What a bitch. As time passes away, so does the moral character of women.

Parisgirl34 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:44

Ouch

ThePacoMayo 3

Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:39

Ahh, how shitty ):

FuhrerBurg 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:14

thtat right because now how is she supposed to free load.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:50

What a psychotic bitch.

heyheyitshailey 17

Tuesday 29 December 2015 7:54

Everything about this FML just screams reality TV series...

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