Kids, Awkward and Parents: How can I put it…?

It's stories like these that make me wonder when FML will get a 'your life doesn't suck, nor do you deserve it' or a 'F the life of the person you're talking about' button.

ViscountAlbany 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:34

It's Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Basically they're saying she's a terrorist. FYL, OP.

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Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

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You deserved it 362