Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

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kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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mrsmaglietta 6

ah bet he wears tight pants too id say already have a pussy I don't need another one

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metalwolf 17

I suggest up a flag pole as a warning to all other hipsters.

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hellonyancat 6

Fake accents are ridiculous regardless of what they are. Whatever happened to just being yourself?

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PunkySpunky78 15

I don't have a problem with hipsters but I do have problem with fake people aka trying to be hipster when they aren't and people who aren't British when they try to be

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PunkySpunky78 15

Plus Is his glasses fake since I get called hipster but this is always how looked and my glasses aren't fake

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Jivesliven 24

And what exactly is wrong with Motley Crüe?

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AngusFreakACDC 3

But....Mötley Crüe ******* rocks

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boyElroy 6

When the **** did Mötley Crüe become associated with hipsters? Aren't hipsters against the mainstream? I don't see the association.

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