Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Hilariously sexy

Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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National bard

By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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firefox42 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:01

I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

dwights 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

Comments

cocolynn12 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:08

lol that sucks. Oh Well. It could've turned out worse I suppose

Akumani 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:34

You have to understand, us guys are usually the ones trying to do something like that, so when a girl does it, we think it's a joke. Sorry for being sexist, but if you told him you were serious, he would've most likely been even happier.

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:29

well, i would have played along and made a vow to not ever write another letter like that again.

jollyholly414 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:00

at least he loves you :)

bethting 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:37

well, at least he said he loves you :) thats gotta be a plus right?

I_suck_you_suck 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:36

thats not bad! :) He loves you right? and maybe he thought you were joking and thought maybe you didnt like him as much as he liked you and though you were being mean so he tried to make it as a joke? I dunno, life is weird... xx your bf is sweet

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:13

He loves you. So you looked kind of stupid, in the grand scheme of things that's irrelevant.

louie111887 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:19

wheres the fml

lots_of_letters 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 14:37

omg you were serious in that letter?! sweety im so sorry, i just thought that when you said you wanted to rub my nipples with lime juice that you must have been joking. :P