Reminds me of the time me and harrelson ford were stuck underground for 3 months, by the end of it his vocabulary had deteriorated to only one phrase "wheres my family", hence why all he says in his new films.

"harrelson ford"....wow. I laughed pretty hard at that. Is that the predecessor to the Model T? Maybe some secret prototype? I think I'll go to a Ford dealer tomorrow and inquire about their harrelson model.

actually not many people know harrison ford real name is harrelson he changed it to harrison because as you have mentioned he didn't want to be named after a car....(god damn I hate iPhone auto correct lol)

I just typed in harrison (I'm on my iPhone currently) and it auto-corrected to Harrison. You silly, silly man.

yes but you see I have a mate called harrelson, which my iPhone now auto corrects pretty much any word with h a e n. but I do appreciate the thoroughness of you attempt at humiliation.

There's no e in Harrison! If you type in "hand", will your phone change it to harrelson?

That could actually be true. When my iPod changes a word, when I don't want it to, it sometimes changes to a word no where near what I intended. So his iPod could be dumb and annoying enough to do that. :P

I was trying to say tic tac and it gave me taco...

I like tacos

zvtqd when I typed that in got scree... go wonder

If YOU had autocorrect on, your two "its" would be proper, full fledged "it's."

33: It's because your an arrogant dumbass.

android ftw!

Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips

I love you, lol

Autocorrect is actually useful most of the time, people just only say something when it does something stupid. Whenever I say xD it corrects to cD and I have no idea why.

Machine learning can sometimes suck. Look at the racist AI microsoft released (Tay) and how quickly it can be tainted with poisoned incoming data. Excuse me, I gotta go unplug skynet before it decides to genocide certain groups of people while waving a swastika flag (not me, skynet)

Sense: this comment makes none.

Sure it does. Nothing says "arghbrglsdihfjdr" like speaking with a ball gag in your mouth. The link is clear!

Who said you could only communicate with your mouth? Nothing says "I trust you, baby" like an exposed, defenseless rump.

I didn't say that! I understand that hips don't lie, so I usually refer to them first.

and you could also write out a message in semen or pee...and god forbid shit.

Retards. We all know one…

Well, considering it's her marriage counselor... It may be past the point of getting to know her husband by texting him.

it's not funny, that was rude of the counselor to say that my grandma died of that :( the patients really suffer