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By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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classicsparkles 17

I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@

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vikky538 28

What did the cop expect? A garage sex?

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gerberding 3

Come on guys, obviously they were in her boyfriend's car, not a cop car. Don't be idiots.

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gearhead369 20

Should've asked to borrow his handcuffs! You'll get over the embarrassment and laugh about it later

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JPjenny 14

******* luck!! hahahha I love having sex with my ex in public places hahha she says it's better and nicer ;) so don't worry you are not wierd there is plenty of us!

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dirtyprancing65 7

You really shouldn't be having sex in a police officer's car

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anonpbc 20

if they were in the same area, both cop & car sex & house, why didn't you just have sex at home. totally a ydi!

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rockwrench 18

Well shit, you might as well have a threesome if hes going to keep coming around.

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DanCastellaneta 17

How the **** do you sneak into a cop car, first of all. Second, was that the best place to have sex?

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flagelated 9

So you're living in texas and still call the cops for a open garagedoor?

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