Cats, Injury and Animals: Heftychonk

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By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Thanks little buddy

By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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Stuck in the middle

By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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You deserved it 566

By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 495

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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You deserved it 5 449

Raining cats and dogs

By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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You deserved it 337

You were framed

By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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You deserved it 158

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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applecaketree 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

Your cat needs to diet!

TheBrickWithouse 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:26

I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.

Comments

MichaelReyes1 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:05

that gave me chills xD that sounds like it hurt

Pearl864 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:12

Neosporin

jennyc246 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:21

why do I feel like I've read this FML before?

Shoob1 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:52

sorry but your cat shouldn't be on the counter top in the first place... ewwww

sexy_geek 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:15

make sure u put rubbing alcohol, salt and lemon juice in that wound ;-) lol

epiclife101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:51

WHAT THE . WHAT DO U FEED YOUR CAT ?

IvyLee_fml 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:24

mines 19 lbs. no joke.

neongurl98 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:57

And people say cats are the safest, LEAST TROUBLESOME animals! Yeah right ;/

Person1233 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:06

I have never heard someone say that. Maybe you're thinking of goldfish.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:19

Or a dog but they can have different personalities/temperaments

hcs4life21 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:19

What the hell do you feed your cat OP?

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:21

McDonalds?

hcs4life21 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:49

Lol good enough!

I_only_say_LOL 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:30

LOL

corrinaswan 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:41

I don't think your cat is 17 pounds

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