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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 3 984

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 533

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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You deserved it 4 131

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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You deserved it 2 469

By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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You deserved it 2 712

By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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You deserved it 4 386

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 470

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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ALbraves 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

apparently my games aren't as intense as yours

Spade606 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

You two must have a strong relationship

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NashyzzleTheN 10

Monday 8 August 2011 9:38

Just think about the positives. Sex will for sure fix that problem up:)

lbcurtis 1

Monday 8 August 2011 10:09

my parents play yatzee all the time.... it's a sign!!!

Munchkin13 6

Monday 8 August 2011 10:29

Omg I love your picture :)

haiu2323 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:18

It's ironic how board games can be counter-productive huh? instead of entertainment, they invoke hatred...

MEM0817 18

Monday 8 August 2011 10:44

I know the feeling... My Dad wanted to fly back home a day early from visiting me out of state over a game of Monopoly. When it comes to being competitive, only let it come out with your boys. Let the wife win. Happy Wife-Happy Life!

ayaram 0

Monday 8 August 2011 10:49

Don't you mean yahtzee..

Amrel 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:50

So it was a draw?

LizzJizz 16

Monday 8 August 2011 11:12

Lol...yep, usually how it goes...family games bring out the worst in people

swtcogrl 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:13

Omg that's my hb n me

deadeyedex 6

Monday 8 August 2011 11:26

Every time I hear yatzee I always think nazi

sakforduc 0

Monday 8 August 2011 12:00

u mean you didn't let her win?

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