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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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repyourcliche 0

"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?

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DrinkOMaticBJ 0

Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see

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DrinkOMaticBJ 0

Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see

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lordmoe 0

That and the fact that they obviously don't know the layout of their house.

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kashman95 1

shoulda knocked on wood you never say that you know you can do something before you do it... ydi

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repyourcliche 0

"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?

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Reyo 2

Well OBVIOUSLY. You have no idea how ingeneous it is to not turn the light on when entering a room. I scoff at you for not realizing such geneousity. *scoff scoff*

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BurnIt2TheGround 0

or an idiot....

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micery 0

Done it before. Instead i just hit the glass table and had to refrain from making a sound despite the pain. I know your pain!

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Tahsis 4

Been there done that, but I sure didn't post it - it's really just not that bad.

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DoomJeff91 2

I'm chuckling at the brilliance of your joke.

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Mx_Rider 6

like 6 said been there done that same shit different day no big e you will live

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BurnIt2TheGround 0

maby there evil funyons?

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thinmint 0

"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan..." bwa.ha.ha.ha. where's pinky, brain?

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