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By arianelagolden - 04/08/2016 07:27

Today, I saw our boss, visiting from the USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking a cup will drop automatically. I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I knew, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

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By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Great first impression

By FirstImpressionist - 11/05/2022 14:00

Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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Mynamewontfi 40

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:48

Where do you work that your boss has a bodyguard? Sounds interesting.

holly_fly 34

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:49

I'm from the US, and I don't know if I've ever seen a coffee machine that automatically drops the cup, unless it was at a rest stop on the interstate. However, that is odd that he started the machine without a cup under the spout. Sorry you got tackled OP! Hope you didn't get hurt...

Comments

ScratchCatPower 32

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:55

Where do you work at that your boss would need a bodyguard? Good on you for trying to jumping into action and trying to help. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:15

Maybe the bodyguard was trying to reenact the hot coffee mod from Grand theft auto San Andreas.

Wildmind 7

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:21

Why the hell would a bodyguard tackle sby for that? Did he think he was in the matrix? Or is coffee such a big deal where your boss was?!

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 4 August 2016 19:44

A series of sudden movements right near the person they're protecting is exactly the kind of thing bodyguards look for, isn't it?

RA91 26

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:41

Geez, your boss's body guard??? Where do you work???

arianelagolden 8

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:43

OP here. I work in Brussels for a US company. When the big big big boss comes to visit Europe, he does come with his security guys. He thanked me afterwards for saving his .... white shirt. My collegues were jealous because that particular security guy looked like Al Pacino!

stretch101 14

Thursday 4 August 2016 17:31

It's nice that he thanked you. Even if was only for saving his shirt.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 4 August 2016 18:18

Tell your boss that you're traumatized and now you need a bodyguard to protect you from his bodyguards. :D

lizenhagen 11

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:08

Ahahaha ha!

SneakyDeath 15

Thursday 4 August 2016 22:04

I'm glad to hear that you are alright and have a laugh out of it.

lukian_fml 29

Friday 5 August 2016 5:49

Your colleagues want to be sat on by Al Pacino?

bickdig69 8

Friday 5 August 2016 7:09

Sounds really hot

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:45

your boss has a body guard?

welshboy1324 19

Thursday 4 August 2016 18:26

This makes no sense at all

KazikPalec 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 18:38

Who's your boss, president or something?

DanaeZee 18

Thursday 4 August 2016 18:53

Your boss is Donald Trump?

MadJessTic 29

Thursday 4 August 2016 19:00

Who the hell do you work for who's bodyguards would think you're attacking them with a Coffee MUG???

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 4 August 2016 19:54

1. It was probably just a styrofoam coffee cup. I can't imagine many businesses having actual coffee mugs for their employees. 2. A coffee mug would make a pretty damn good weapon.