Parents and Love: Great to know

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:26

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

its a small world after all?

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

Monday 24 February 2014 23:12

sorry you're a tad bit late

Kiki242 19

Monday 24 February 2014 23:27

This comment killed me.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

juliaannw 11

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Ba dum tssss

smithv171 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

how sweet.

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Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML

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Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML

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Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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Today, I listened to my niece explain to me, in great detail, that the Titanic never sank, and that the year it supposedly did was a prediction of 9/11. She learned all of this from some whackjob conspiracy theory videos, and acts like she's an expert now as a result. FML

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