Pranks and Love: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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You deserved it 1 115

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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You deserved it 887

By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 561

By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 117

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

Comments

manuwish 9

Sunday 3 July 2016 20:59

talk about a first degree frenemy you got there :) OP, both you and your sister owe him a public humiliation and a grandiose disappointment, or let karma take care of it..though that could end up much worse for him..

ishnation 11

Monday 4 July 2016 0:27

Pussy is pussy

trucker2 33

Monday 4 July 2016 3:41

This must be right up your alley

AaLlIiYyAaHh 22

Monday 4 July 2016 2:35

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

dihannasaurus 9

Monday 4 July 2016 5:38

gross.

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 4 July 2016 5:38

And that's how I met your mother

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 5 July 2016 9:09

And your aunt.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 4 July 2016 14:50

You and your sister need to figure out how to get serious revenge on your brother.

Arase7 5

Tuesday 5 July 2016 18:44

Plot twist : He set you both up on blind dates at the same place and you casually found each other and misunderstood the whole thing. Now, your dates got stood up or they blind dated each other while OP thought it was a prank.