Pranks and Love: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

Comments

ReiracsNeve 17

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:51

Plan a dual revenge

andrmac 25

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:56

Ultimate sibling prank!

freddygasman 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:24

would be a sibling prank if the sibling was knowingly in on it too

freddygasman 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:28

just reread the post, brother peaked them both. I guess its time to relearn reading compensation, again.

hydronoxx 11

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:10

Ouchh...

lukian_fml 29

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:52

How did the date go ?

ezrajab 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:44

That's effed up

Two_Face1942 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:48

Did you atleast have a nice time?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:52

Sounds like a set up for tag team revenge to me.

lazylahma 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:08

So many terrible "tag team" jokes running through my head right now

tjpr314 8

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:09

That was funny but I hope you tell us how you and your sister got your brother back lol.

kaitieloo 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 8:15

Brother: "So how did your 'date' go? -snickers-" You: "Pretty well! We got to like third base later." Brother: "I... Uh... What?"

NebraskanHusker 5

Sunday 3 July 2016 8:43

Did you smash?

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