Cars and Transportation: Good samaritan

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

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By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

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hannahcorrine 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:24

Well, at least you're a good person. :) and I hope he had a spare tire!

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?

Jamicianprince 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:06

Funny but a corny joke

rkmepm 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:36

In fact its very clever tyvm

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:58

The OP was hoping to give a roadside show to all who passed by.

Grimmerie 31

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:29

so did you help him with that?

rkmepm 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:30

I bet he put the nail there expecting someone was going to stop and help him to pee

thatmirandachick 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:34

Moral of the story: Never help anyone :

white16sox 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:56

Horrible morals FTW

xmudvaynex 13

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:38

You give him a hand? xD

ohhhsnapple 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:39

This sounds like something that would happen to me. At least your heart was in the right place...but fyl.

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:41

You really need to watch out for them nails lol.

NEEPLES 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:55

Sucks. Sorry op.

thiscrazything 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:05

Thanks for trying. It could have been me out there, stuck and broke down. Always nice when people try to help others.

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