Pranks and Kids: Good one, you little shit

Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 400

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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You deserved it 51 113

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By Ohgodithurts - 19/10/2020 11:00

Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 18:00

Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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You deserved it 5 259

Spaghetti7 5

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

Be popular today: Get the Dorito look!

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:11

Real men aren't afraid to moisturize. They don't have to, but they're not afraid to. Little boys and closet gays are afraid people will know how insecure they are, so they make fun of real men who moisturize.

Comments

Ebony101 0

Monday 27 June 2011 9:57

get him!

Lil_Killah 0

Monday 27 June 2011 10:04

lol it would suckk i that happened to me

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 27 June 2011 10:07

go get some hair gel and huge sunglasses to complete the look

PapSmearNinja 4

Monday 27 June 2011 10:16

i would piss on his face while he slept. apon his waking punch him in the mouth.

LukeeRamljaakk 0

Monday 27 June 2011 10:24

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.

Matty1188 6

Monday 27 June 2011 10:36

Having a nice visit with your brother, then? Don't worry OP, he'll still be pulling that stuff 10 years from now.

tkdtapout10 1

Monday 27 June 2011 10:43

I moderatedthis one!!

metalhead5564 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:40

Cool story bro

Ugi 26

Monday 27 June 2011 10:55

I thought you could get fake-tan remover (used by latin dancers, who have an obligatory orange fake tan). It think it's a cream with a little peroxide in it that bleaches out the dye. Might be worth asking in the chemist.