Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
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Spaghetti7 5

Be popular today: Get the Dorito look!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Real men aren't afraid to moisturize. They don't have to, but they're not afraid to. Little boys and closet gays are afraid people will know how insecure they are, so they make fun of real men who moisturize.

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Bofferding_fml 6

you're lucky he didn't watch jackass 3.5 yet, else you'd have horse cum in it instead of tan spray!

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raeka 1

isn't fake tan cream brownish or something? I mean wouldn't you notice? that's a genuine question since it's something I've never used...

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sophiagrace26 0

take a shower, scrub hard

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OfficeNinja 5

if you are short, have green hair done in a "soft serve ice cream" style, and work for Willy-Wonka you might finally get that promotion and raise!

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metalhead5564 0

Hey, at least you'll fit with Jersey Shore XD

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metalhead5564 0

Or better yet, wear a green wig, stand really still and say you're a carrot :D

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BrittanyPernell6 0

So why did your 15 yr old brother randomly have fake tan cream? Just wondering.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You're a man and you use an expensive moisturizer? I didn't think men were that fussy about their hygiene.

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agaba 0

69(giggity)- i think you failed

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