Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
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Spaghetti7 5

Be popular today: Get the Dorito look!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Real men aren't afraid to moisturize. They don't have to, but they're not afraid to. Little boys and closet gays are afraid people will know how insecure they are, so they make fun of real men who moisturize.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Could have been worse.. He could have jacked off in the bottle and left you a nice mix of moisturizer and happy-juice.

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j_cat187 19

the best approach is to mix cum with expired mayo and fill his bottle of toothpaste with it

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mlexi21 5

Switch his shampoo with bright orange hair dye:)

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ilovecookies83 0

Call in sick? FYL now, but when you two look back in a few years, it'll be a good laugh :)

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PandaPandy 6

orange you glad you aren't purple? *drums* ahaha XD

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PandaPandy 6

Hm saw it. Eh we didn't use the same thing :o

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PandaPandy 6

Pfffffffft I guess. :o

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PandaPandy 6

Haha wow :o I think yours was better *sees the thumbs up* :O

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PandaPandy 6

haha wow :o but yours was better. I see the thumbs. :O

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maliakaulitz1000 0

haha wow now u prolly look lile a jersey shore retardXD

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iSurf_fml 8

Hopefully, you work on the Jersey shore. But being you live in the UK, I find my fantasy highly unlikely.

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OCDC 9

Maybe they're on the English Shore.

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ILoveTabz 0

I hope your not short and fat... oompa loompa doopity SNOOKIE!

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BrittanyPernell6 0

so I'm guessing your name means you like a certain type of drugs, which would explain this comment^.....

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ILoveTabz 0

my name is Tabitha. therefore, my nickname is "Tabz"

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Call up a co-worker, and tell them to paint green all over themselves. Then, you two can walk in and saying you're starting a color revolution. Everyone will applaud!

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