Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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shadowcalling 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:52

i kiss my dog all the time and i let her share the bed with me, i don't see what is so gross about it

floresntadolecnt 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:57

Geez, you make it sound like people are ******* their dogs. A simple kiss on the nose is no biggie, get over it and keep your face away from dogs..seriously.

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shmaller 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:48

Did anyone who's complaining about the OP kissing their dog read the FML? She's kissing him on the nose, not making out with him.

granite444 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 6:06

ummm yea no offence but get a boyfriend and sleep with him instead, im sure he wont mind if u kiss him on the ass

dclover 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:47

omg...WAYYY TOO FUNNY!!

kylieh72 25

Friday 27 July 2012 16:50

That is equally as disgusting as kissing a dogs ass.

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:59

i agree with #6, you need to look before you act.

HinkeyPunk 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:25

That's really cute. I'm going to miss my dog.

Avenging_Angel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:58

There's nothing wrong with sleeping with a beloved pet. It's nice cuddling with a warm furry cat. And OMG, pets have feces on them?! Well, no duh! I'd say everyone does! There are way more people than you'd think who DON'T wash their hands after using the bathroom. Kissing is a sign of love. It's not gross to show someone that you love them, is it?? *kisses my kitty on its nose*

tangerine_12 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:54

ahaha omd! my friends last name is arce! exept with a c and not s. that is sooo funnyyy(:

Flea_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:31

i bet ur dogs girlfriend is getting pestered for a rim job now! hah..

gotta_roflcopter 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:20

Kiss your pet on the cheek, or something. You can get all sorts of diseases from kissing your dog/ letting it lick your face. Ask my lil sister, she got too cosy with her lap dog and ended up looking quite green for a few weeks.

stoobo 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:57

For those of you talking about wheather to say arse or ass, arse is originally the right word, Americans changed it to ass and for some reason it caught on. An ass is an animal, an arse is what you shit out of.