Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Golden slumbers

Golden slumbers

By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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RODEOqueen 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:34

Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

3mi1y_ 16

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:34

Take him/her outside next time :)

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FadeToBlack95 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:23

I love English bulldogs. they're always snoring which is funny. they're really lazy too. fits my family. I have 2 bulldogs!!!

atomicwedgie4u 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:34

I've never seen a bulldog able to jump up on a bed so ydi for sleeping on his floor.

Mira Lux 26

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:56

My bully learned how to jump on beds a long time ago. Although sleeping on the floor sounds more like it haha.

TOL_fml 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:43

That's so cute,but gross,but cute! I love bulldogs and their big wrinkly, droopy faces...reminds me of my mom. Lmao jkjk hahaha I crack myself up!!!!

aback 4

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:33

Crate that mutt!

voony 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:58

what's with the FML? he gav u a morning call =D

warpig182 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:04

KILL IT

yaysmile 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:25

Sorry OP, but its way better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

h3adsh0t 2

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:33

he probably woke up staring directly at the dog's ass

onnielief 4

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:36

So instead of sleeping in next time get to work on house breaking your dog. YDI

purplepillow467 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 5:45

omg I want an English bulldog do bad

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