Golden slumbers

By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0

Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

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3mi1y_ 16

Take him/her outside next time :)

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

I moderated this one :)

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ArtemisRising 0

Was your blanket/comforter green perchance? Or maybe the dog was getting back at you for not letting him/her out to pee soon enough.

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scuttlerno1 0

it's a British Bulldog not an English Bulldog...

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Mira Lux 26

No English Bulldog is right. That why their are breeds called Old English Bulldogs as well. I have had both and they were called English(or Old English in Bruno case).

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Erh96 0

marking his territory !(;

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westsidewhite 0

rain rain go away come back.....in your face!!

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vHOMICIDEx 0

time to take the dog out back with the shotgun.

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chuckinator0 0

he did that to assert his alpha dominance over you. the own should always be the alpha presence. you deserve it.

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tiggeruno 2

mine would so do the same thing if I ignored him. let the dog out next time.

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