Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Glue ear

Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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Same thing different taste

That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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Forgetful

By dtmm - 18/01/2023 10:00

Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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Spice up your sound

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 18:00

Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML

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HawkingBeach 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:25

Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:25

Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...

Comments

lucky0514 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:27

YDI for listening to an ipod

PICKLESTICKLE 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:27

YDI for abusing ur gf

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:32

See now that just brings in the question of what you consider a gf Considering this FML is about a little baby........yeah you're going to have to stay 200 feet away from a school..........oh and Chuckie Cheese

damnablefate 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:15

Pwnd.

dasauto 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:28

i guess you could say your hearing has gone to shit. XD

ohshit28 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:31

pwned lol

maniaemicale 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:37

Hei, :) Um.. jeg vet ikke hvor jeg skal begynne jeg vennen :( for det første, er det vel at jeg savner deg - og at jeg er MANIA fra gamle hp1, og at jeg har glemt passordet på hunden! :( men nå er jeg tilbake, og jeg håper vi forsatt er venner. og jeg håper vi kan møtes i den nye parken, om du har tid? :) Uansett, jeg er glad i deg, kusina mi! ^^

_Centaur_ 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:40

brings new meaning to "you got to hear this shit!!!"

ohnomama 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:47

Good on you. Teach them independence straight from the womb. No one is going to listen to them anyways when they get older, so we might as well start teaching them that as infants. I know I love it when the only person around me wears headphones to drown me out.