Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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micahsmommy 13

Bread that makes you poo? I hope that comes with a warning label. Next time just have a cup of oolong tea.

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Jaxx66 21

I've never heard of oolong tea. I usually have to use magnesium citrate. So if that works, I will be very grateful for your suggestion!

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micahsmommy 13

It's between a green and a black tea. It's slightly fermented but not as much as a black tea. Oolongs help with digestion and boost metabolism. Traditional Chinese restaurants served oolong because it keeps you from absorbing all the carbs you had with the rice. Go for loose leaf tea for the most benefits.

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boomhauer18 3

Thats what i call a good time

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xoverratedgutsx 0

Try having Crohn's Disease......then complain about your ass hole

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fmylifeforrealx3 0

ouch sorry but... grumpy

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cinderella10383 6

IBS is just like this FML except with IBS comes extreme pain, weekly episodes and nothing helps relieve them but going to the bathroom and sometimes vomiting too!

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OfficeNinja 5

I don't think I have ever gone past the "ring of fire" stage and into the "can't feel my asshole" stage. That sounds terrible.

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Llamacod 11

Way to be second with the out than in crap

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