Cars, Awkward, AITA and Transportation: Get me the manager

Get me the manager

By WhyMe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

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You deserved it 4 382

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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Let it out

By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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You deserved it 5 651

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:39

Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:42

Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.

Comments

toobaked89 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:54

Homewrecker

SuperNova69 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:57

it's his own fault

destermin5 5

Monday 21 March 2011 5:13

all in a days work! :)

jblovee02 0

Monday 21 March 2011 5:28

at least it wasn't your marriage

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Monday 21 March 2011 5:34

Or they could encase his best pencil sharpened in a stick of butter. I bet that'd show him too.

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Monday 21 March 2011 5:37

sharpener* stupid autocorrect

crizzy101 5

Monday 21 March 2011 5:46

hey it's not your fault that he was hitting on you!! it just means your pretty and he is a sleaze ball that needs a divorce.

sappy0 5

Monday 21 March 2011 6:19

lol, OP actually thinks her car not running right now is all that's gonna be wrong with it?? She just caused the tow truck driver problems in his marriage - I'm thinking it's gonna have a few 'mystery' dents, scratches & flat tires before it's over for her! You know how crappy these things get!.. & how revengeful people are! I think I'd keep my car in a safe place, for real!!!