Dreams and Transportation: GET ME OUT!

GET ME OUT!

By bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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skierguy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

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vee_baby 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:24

Haha, that's hilarious! But I wouldn't worry about it too much.. People on public transportation are never expected to be mentally stable. That's why I always choose an aisle seat near the front.. So I can haul ass out of there if I think people like you are capable of shooting up the bus/train (;

Tucatz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:24

I hope you then apologized to her for becoming incontinent in her presence.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:27

Creeeeeepy. but hey, atleast you got woken up and didn't wake up on the train where they keep all of the trains like that other dude. #11: what? he's not crazy, just fell asleep. He's just an idiot.

esushi 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:31

why was it important to confuse me with the word "c-train"?

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:36

The in Calgary Alberta are called c-trains... it wasn't important, most likely just added as a regular part of op's normal speech.

im4evaonyomind 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:35

I love it. I'm always scared I'm gonna fall asleep in public and make an ass out of myself........like u did, lol!

BeeWords 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:38

Did you thank her for waking you up? Sounds like you definitely would have missed your stop.

i_like_chicks 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:42

oh i hate falling asleep in public, but i never actually managed to yell or scream or talk in sleep :D YET

mariah_victoria 0

Friday 15 June 2012 2:17

Lol love the username..xD

StayGoldKim 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:43

C-Train in nyc ? i live by that subway line . ive had that kind of intense dream before ... luckily i was in bed . no better when my dad barged in my room to tell me to shut the hell up =|