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By justhereforlaughs - 12/09/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

How the hell do you mix up a hat and a trashbag....YDI for that showing of supreme stupudity!!

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Hmm I can't picture a someone mistaking a plastic bag for a hat, but maybe paperbag perhaps crumpled I can some resemblance.

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clewie 8

Yeah, cuz trash bags totally look like hats... I mean maybe at first glance, but you chased it for a mile. YDI.

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je_suis_fml 11

today just isn't your day, huh?

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PennyLane27 32

That was sweet to do that for your little brother!

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leadman1989 15

Totally understandable op. One time the cops caught me in this other persons house. Called it breaking and entering, but honestly I just got a little turned around is all.

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justhereforlaugh 6

1.) I was by the boardwalk and my brother was near the water. 2.) The way he turned and chased after it, it looked like his hat. 3.) He is 7 years old and it was his favorite hat. 4.) The bag/hat were both the color green. 5.) The winds were at 20mph, so anything being blown that day blurred. 6.) If I was able to sprint after it for a mile, clearly i am NOT a fattie, so before you point your greasy, fat ****** finger at me, gag yourself.

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rexgar2000 10

first time I see the op reply. impressive

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suckstoobeyou 0

I'm glad to see someone try to help a family member, half the jackasses on here calling you fat or stupid are asses and probable will be abusing there kids/spouses.

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tmmundy 17

I didn't put a "?" after my comment grrrr

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tmmundy 17

I hate FML sometimes...puts my comments in random places.

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doogy15 11

I will only hit my hardest out of love.... Or because I feel the need to entertain myself.

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perdix 29

Nobody "sprints" for a mile. Your story has too many holes. Fatties can do amazing things if there's a hot dog or a Klondike bar within reach. You abandoned your kid brother to chase down a 10-dollar hat? The pedos must love you. Your denial needs further proof.

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justhereforlaugh 6

Did it ever occur to you that we were there as a family? Or that I sprinted at first and then ran after that? Or that he's 7 and I love him to death so I wanted to save his hat for him? Get a life! Holy cow, you have nothing better to do but smash on others good deeds.

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perdix 29

I have plenty of other things to do and I do them. Your "good deed" was just a folly. Now, that I got you to admit that you lied about sprinting a mile, I think we can help you confess the rest of your lies and exaggerations. I think I'm the good-deed doer here!

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justhereforlaugh 6

My brother is 7, the way he turned and ran after it looked like his hat from where I was standing (~100ft away). The winds were at 20 mph, so anything would have looked blurred. The fact that I could run for a mile at the beach shows that im complete opposite of a 'fattie'.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well even though it wasn't your brothers hat that was a nice of you to look out for him like that Op, my hats off to you.

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tammy0312 6

You're sweet for doing that. You should expect though that by posting on FML that you are exposing yourself to people that are here to make fun of other's misfortunes.

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leadman1989 15

"What ever you're thinking I'm not interested" Don't flatter yourself honey buns

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dadof2 4

that must be some nice hat and what a big heas your brother must have

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