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GeoGuessr not so much

By food plz - 30/09/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeaway and waited outside my building for the delivery driver. After ten minutes, he called and said he'd arrived. I told him I couldn't see him. He said he was standing outside my building. We were both outside different buildings with the same number. FML

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