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By slim_breezy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22

I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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epost1 13

I'm not to proud to have a similar experience

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Iamskynet 18

and the worst parenting award goes to....

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LennyComa 39

If he thinks eating plants will give him super powers he is too young for Skyrim.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Which plant do I eat to get those Mario fireball powers?

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bsshooter 14

bet it was nightshafe

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Beautymarked 12

Tell your son that the Earl of Whiterun(or whatever region he is Thane of) still thinks he's the best Dragonborn out there.

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Joseph24689 14

"It's scary out there. You'll need this."

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FuckThisLogin 32

What a dumbass, plants in Skyrim don't give you superpowers.

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Aura_Borealis 21

haha on my gosh what plant was it? fox's glove?

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Alskenatv3 1

From what I can tell your kid thinks this certain plant can grant him super powers, now I don't know which one would do that other then the briarheart, and I don't know if that is even a plant in real life..

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Ingun Black-Briar, is that you?

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