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By slim_breezy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22

I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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epost1 13

I'm not to proud to have a similar experience

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Probably not old/mature enough for Skyrim, that's for damn sure.

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ericanicole1 12

Slim_breezy put your kid in boy scouts

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ralphnader 13

If your child is old enough to play an rpg, he is old enough for you to teach him the difference between fantasy and reality.

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latincristo 3

Silly ghoose everybody knows you have to mix the plant with other plants to get super powers

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UsernameHate 7

You can't even get superpowers from plants in skyrocket smh

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NikoLoko9806 3

Maybe you should take a look at the ESRB rating system. Hope he gets better c:

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

I think your son may have just been experimenting with some other plants...

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Tenbed 10

Maybe get more age appropriate games?

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