Friends and Miscellaneous: "Friends"

"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 742

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 274

The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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LemonStarship 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:16

You should race to the table and beat both of them.

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:49

And how did you find this out?

Comments

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 9 September 2011 5:38

Get new friends , because real friends wouldn't do that to you.

fireball2723 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:18

Hey:) i think your cute and your profile says to message you, so this is me, messaging you

fireball2723 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:51

You are adorable:)

tabby_ann 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:21

That sucks... People are so mean :/

babe7260 30

Thursday 12 April 2012 13:02

Aww honey I'm so sorry !!!! That's terrible!!! They don't deserve you!!!! Hugs!!!!!

cecesue12 3

Monday 7 May 2012 4:53

That's awful!!! )': I'm sooo sorry! )': they can go wait in the car.

Flegmatik 16

Wednesday 30 January 2013 8:40

Be a loner. Its less painful. And be confident in yourself :)

aharts 2

Friday 19 April 2013 14:02

Kids are mean. Don't let it bother you. Move on and find some better friends.

MayankGupta 12

Friday 17 July 2015 7:42

And you are still referring to as 'friends'? You really have a big heart.

MayankGupta 12

Friday 17 July 2015 7:43

melvasion 17

Monday 7 December 2015 8:17

I'll eat with you :(

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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Today, the best restaurant in our neighbourhood is owned by a husband and wife who scream at each other constantly. Everyone thinks it’s funny, so they have a lot of loyal customers. I took a date there but the screaming gave her flashbacks to her own parents, so she hyperventilated and fainted. FML

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Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML

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Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML

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Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML

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Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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