Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By No Action Fighter - 22/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 55 500

By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 69 582

By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 6 048

By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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You deserved it 1 820

Badass

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 4 936

He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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You deserved it 145

By DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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You deserved it 5 874

MMA FML

By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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You deserved it 4 593

By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 4 095

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 774

torio123 27

Monday 22 August 2011 15:56

sounds like you had a good day ;)

xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 22 August 2011 16:01

The old man has been here long enough to know how the freeze his opponents.

Comments

GoArmy6624 7

Monday 22 August 2011 17:21

Good fight, good night

MrXerxes5 6

Monday 22 August 2011 17:30

He must've given OP a beating then.

hahalaughing 0

Monday 22 August 2011 17:38

well. thats where mace comes into the picture.(:

oops_im_fucked 8

Monday 22 August 2011 18:05

Be afraid; be very afraid of the vodka dance...

Late_night83 25

Monday 22 August 2011 19:02

stupid.

gabriellemv 5

Monday 22 August 2011 19:38

normally i'd say that sucks, but in this case YDI for saying 'piss-pipes' 'poop-chutes' and 'dog logs.' god damn.

eharmonee 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:42

Wrong fml bro lol

BelleBelle_fml 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:25

Wrong FML...even if it was the right one your comment is still stupid.

WOLFEYES72 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:55

You are commenting on the wrong FML miss. It seems you failed to read any of the other comments regarding this FML as well.

heresjuju 2

Monday 22 August 2011 20:39

Same old man who would "suck a turd" out of that bartender ladies' ass? I wonder.

n_epic_fail 14

Monday 22 August 2011 22:12

I don't see the FML, you walk away not "freeze in terror" that's sort of pathetic, considering he's just an old man.

writergirl23 19

Monday 22 August 2011 23:46

And then lost ur round ...

ZeroIce 12

Monday 22 August 2011 23:56

rofl. it musta been gooood

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Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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