Health, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Force of habit

Force of habit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

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Patts_fml 4

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:46

Sure...."unintentionally"

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:53

Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.

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SportyShain 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 4:43

You're gay

Athanasy 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:37

atleast it didn't turn all dark and stormy

4nnunaki 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:11

for shame OP... gettin all hot & heavy for your doctor is highly unprofessional. ya jagmo'

Leeroy2259 4

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:42

mother of God!

SaltyLurker 10

Wednesday 29 August 2018 8:13

Yeah that's because it feels ridiculously good to be touched down there lol

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Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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Today, my husband told me I couldn't go to my morning yoga class, because he needed to leave for work at 7:30 am sharp, and I wouldn't be back in time to watch our son. It's 8:05 am and he still hasn't left for work. FML

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Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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Today, I went to a job interview, and the interviewer asked me to give an example of a time I went above and beyond for a customer. I proudly told him about the time I drove a customer home when their car broke down. The interviewer then asked me if I had any examples from a professional setting. FML

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Today, according to my dad, I’m not a real man because I didn’t spend my 21st birthday alone in the mountains, hunting to feed myself and building my own survival shelter like he did and his father did. Well sorry dad, you raised me in a city miles from any mountains FML

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