Transportation and Embarrassing: First class

First class

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I took a few swigs and notices a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I felt something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Great - 29/05/2015 12:13 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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charloemm 7

Friday 8 April 2011 19:02

Are you kidding me? This could have been a perfect opportunity to be funny and charming. You notice the coffee drops on your forehead. You touch your hand to your forehead, then look at your hand. Then you smile, as though holding back laughter because you know you look silly. You look up at the guy, still sort of smiling. "Do you have a napkin or something?" You say, starting to giggle. If you play it off when you look silly, you come off as somewhat clownish, but in a good way. YOU, MADAM, HAVE SQUANDERED A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 8 April 2011 12:16

Because you toooootally had a chance.

Comments

enderless 6

Friday 8 April 2011 13:23

Like, omgggg. Like, efff your life. Totally.

truehitman2010 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:38

this isn't a fml!

Frelling 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:39

He was probably entranced, technically you were getting a facial on the train.

underpaid011 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:58

ummmm...coffee! nothing like coffee on a chick to get the blood pumping in the morning!

cknsanwich 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:16

oh yeah like your life is like totally ruined now that you had this incredibly humiliating experience.... GROW UP

InvisibleCreeper 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 4:23

Some FMLs are meant to just be funny. I'm pretty sure OP didn't literally think her life was ****** when she posted this.

Jenga1855 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:17

These fmls seem more stupid than ever. coffee on forehead. gettin deleted on fb. grab on the arse. o.m.g. are there any WORTHY stories anymore? seriously?! jus sayin

batgirl_babygirl 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:26

aaaand you have a numb forhead? how did you not notice that?

DocBastard 38

Friday 8 April 2011 14:30

The guy missed a golden opportunity! He should have offered to lick it off for you. There ain't nothin' hotter than licking coffee off a girl's forehead on a train. Nothin'.