Health, Food and Breakfast: Filling

Filling

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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By McDonald's it is then - 30/05/2023 10:00

Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML

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By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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By Gustav Fjorder - 04/07/2011 07:27 - Switzerland

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

Mickey D's ?

rararad 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:06

Eat your hand.

Comments

Wizzards_fml 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:28

eat some road kill you have ketchup to go with it lol

SBD1138 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:32

it's not FML yet, wait till later

tacobird123 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:43

would you like some gravy on your gravy?

iltby 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:07

I really hope you're being sarcastic. The alternative would be, you know, going out and getting some food.

voodoopandaa 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:12

Stupid... yet delicious ;)

Ingenious 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:13

Go to the shops and buy some food...? Or go and ask a neighbour or friend or something if you have no money. Idiot, use your brain. &_&

longtimesunshine 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:27

RAMEN NOODLES! gotta quarter?

BenDover8 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:27

fyl for being stupid and not going out to eat.

imhowie 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:42

Just go buy some food first. What is wrong with you?!

lovelyliz916 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:01

Baby gravy :P

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