Relatable, Awkward and Farts: Every home should have one - FML

Every home should have one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML

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BingleBop 18

Monday 26 May 2014 12:08

At least it's only when you're not home

Death69 24

Monday 26 May 2014 12:11

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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sjbartholome 14

Monday 26 May 2014 15:21

That stinks OP. Especially, since you aren't there to enjoy all of those girls' ass in your room.

kelsorg 21

Monday 26 May 2014 16:30

I would think the "fart room" is strictly for the dude room mates. not sure any girl would just be up for farting in someone's room openly lol

Farmillionaire 8

Monday 26 May 2014 18:27

Why wouldn't they?? Girls fart also and im sure they would less embarrassed doing it in a room by themselves rather than in front of some guys they may like.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 May 2014 23:53

Are the guys too stupid to realize what the girls are up to when the suddenly bolt off to some other room, followed by the low rumble of thunder. Then they return with a smug, satisfied look on their faces?

kelsorg 21

Wednesday 28 May 2014 3:38

I forgot that's what every female does.

homes7d 14

Monday 26 May 2014 15:21

H

009_dishu 8

Monday 26 May 2014 15:51

Seriously FYL !

vbmah 12

Monday 26 May 2014 15:58

Well think about it this way, your room could've been the designated **** room.

lulinator 40

Monday 26 May 2014 16:32

Am I the only one who finds these boys really considerate? Most guys I know would let'r rip wherever, regardless if there was a female in the room.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 May 2014 23:55

Shit. I'd rather be treated like the queen of England than be blasted into oblivion by some rancid hell hound skunk-master flash.

Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 0:28

plot twist: the girls are the ones farting

mybubbles2000 13

Monday 26 May 2014 16:55

And what shall you designate their rooms for when they are not home?!

justtheotherguy 12

Monday 26 May 2014 17:07

maybe you are a fart. Next time tell your friends to start calling you a "fart" & yes FYL

zenyl 2

Monday 26 May 2014 17:51

kinda ****** up but it could be worse

Aero_x 21

Monday 26 May 2014 17:58

Take one for the team, OP!

ZomBgal 12

Monday 26 May 2014 18:00

I think this could've been worse. Your bed, for instance, could've been the "sex bed.".

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